Full Moons and Silver Blood
Michelle
firefightermichelle at yahoo.com
Wed Oct 31 21:17:04 UTC 2001
--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., macloudt at y... wrote:
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> >
> Is this true, then, Michelle? I've heard about the emergency
> services being busier during a full moon, but never knew if this
was
> fact. Do the wierdos *really* come out at this time?
>
Well, I didn't think it held true either ... until I started working
in this field and discovered that people really are wierder on full
moons. When I was a dispatcher, we'd get really wierd phone calls,
you know the kind of calls you see on ER, the strange ones ...
sometimes you just have no idea how that screwdriver got stuck in
your head. And out here in the field, wierds thigns just tend to
happen.
Of course, this Hallowe'en I expect to not sleep at all as I'm sure
sure we will be running about a million anthrax scares and that'll
just be a blast.
Michelle :) <--who is ready to go to work with her glow-in-the-dark
lipstick and nail polish :)
p.s. Here's a funny something to take your mind off of the
previously mentioned anthrax. We have a lieutenant in our department
that is older and not especially bright. He asked one of our HazMat
guys what the deal was with all this 'amtrax' stuff. The HazMat
tech, being the smartass that he is (can I say smartass?) tells him
that there are 2 different kinds of 'amtrax'. You have the north-
south amtrax and the east-west amtrax. Now the north-south amtrax is
ok, that's curable. It's the east-west amtrax you have to worry
about, but they only have that up north. They don't have east-west
amtrax in Florida. So now, it is a running joke throughout the
department ... watch out for those east-west amtraxes ... that's bad
stuff :)
ok, so it is funny to us :) Yes, you have to be a sick and twisted
individual to be in my profession ... that's why I fit in so well :)
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