Getting You-Know-Who (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

Getting You-Know-Who (from GoF, Chapter 37)

(To the tune of Getting to Know You, from the King And I)

(THE SCENE: The Great Hall. DUMBLEDORE speaks to the Hogwarts staff 
and students at the onset of a grave crisis)

DUMBLEDORE (spoken) I say to you all, once again - in the light of 
Lord Voldemort's return, we are only as strong as we are united, as 
weak as we are divided.  Lord Voldemort's gift for spreading discord 
and enmity is very great. We can fight it only by showing an equally 
strong bond of friendship and trust.  Differences of habit and 
language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts 
are open. It is my belief- and never have I so hoped that I am 
mistaken - that we are all facing dark and difficult times.  Some of 
you in this Hall have already suffered directly at the hands of Lord 
Voldemort.  Many of your families have been torn asunder.  A week 
ago, a student was taken from our midst
..

(music)
That rank creature is returning
Cedric slain by Voldemort
A hideous act of terror
Announces an all-out war 

Getting You-Know-Who
Getting to ensure that he's through
Getting You-Know-Who
Getting to grieve Diggory
Getting You-Know-Who
Aiming it at him
Precisely
As we concisely
Gain victory

Getting a breakthrough
Getting to all work in accord
This is what we'll do,
Getting to fight Evil's sway.
Have you forgotten
Our enemy's gift for discord?
If we now join to show our unity
We shall crush his infamy

ALL
Seize the day!

   - CMC