The Binch (extended)

[John Walton]

As nice and uplifting as Rachel's "The Binch" was, I do think it left out
some things -- we DO know why "the Binch" hated the U's, but I have omitted
that part of my "Extended Binch" as the reasons seem to be causing offence
to some people. Here is the response of some U's and S's to the Binch.

The Binch (extended)

But the Binch's attacks were not done, not one bit.
The results of his murders then finally hit.
In places -- not all, folks, but certainly some --
In U-ville the hatred was not really done.
They said that the left-U's and pagans and gays
Were at fault for the Binch's attacks on their ways:

"Them Ay-rabs and Moz-lems and immigrants too!
The Binch is all THEIR fault, now what can we do?
Let's kill them and take away all of their rights
So we can bomb Afghans and start NEW Binch fights!"

The sensible S's and U's were in shock --
How DARE these new Binches spew such poppycock?
Such racists, such lies, oh, such bigoted hate!
The sensible U-S rejected that bait.

But some U's and some S's believed the new Binches
And they couldn't tell brown U's apart, not two inches!
Some brown U's were beaten, their homes were attacked,
Their businesses torched, blown in fact.

The brown U's and S's, they cowered in fright.
It was not their actions, they'd not hijacked one flight!
Some Muslim, some Sikh U's and S's were shot.
White U's thought they were Binches -- but they really were not.

The U-Binches' followers thought that they were right
But the sane U's and S's despised this new blight.