FILK: Voldemort

[Nethilia De Lobo]

> > Amber proposed:
> >  
> > > Hey, how about NOBODY is sacrificed. Nobody else
> dies. Voldie 
> > discovers the 
> > > errors of his ways, trades in the Death Eater
> robes and marks for 
> > tie-dye 
> > > jeans, smiley t-shirts, and heart tattoos, and
> joins the rest of 
> the 
> > > HP-verse in singing "Kumbaya"?
> > 
> > ROTFL!
> > 
> > :Voldemort, Crabbe, Goyle, Malfoy, Macnair, etc.,
> each with an arm 
> > around the next, sway gently back and forth,
> singing:
> > 
> > Someone's crying, Lord, Kumbaya . . . 
> > 
> > Someone's screaming, Lord . . .
> > 
> > Someone's writhing, Lord . . .
> > 
> > Amy Z
> > really truly going back to bed now

Darn you all, I now have to Filk this. 
 

Vol-de-mort (to the tune of Kumbaya) 
Dedicated to Amber and Amy Z, because they started
this. =P

(In the Graveyard, Voldie has his body back, and the
Deatheaters all apparate around. They get in a circle
and start swaying back and forth with thier hands on
each other's shoulders)

Death Eaters: 

You've come back, my Lord!
Vol-de-mort,
You've come back, my Lord!
Vol-de-mort,
You've come back, my Lord!
Vol-de-mort,
Oh, Lord, Voldemort.

(Voldie points wand at Wormtail and gives him his
hand. Wormtail picks up twig and crushes it, then
grins.) 
WORMTAIL: 
It's a beauty, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
It's a strong hand, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
Oh, thank you my Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
Oh, Lord, Voldemort. 

(Voldemort now points wand at Harry and casts the
Crutatio Curse. Harry screams.)

DEATH EATERS: 
Harry's screaming, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
Harry's writhing, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
Harry's in pain, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
Oh, Lord, Voldemort. 

Harry deserves this, 
Vol-de-mort,
Such a little prat,
Vol-de-mort,
We wait for his death,
Vol-de-mort,
Oh, Lord, Voldemort. 

(Voldie has Harry untied and starts the duel.)

Oh please kill him, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
End the blood line, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
Wipe the kid out, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
Oh, Lord, Voldemort. 

(Priori Incantatem starts. Death Eaters are confused.)
What's happening, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort?
What's your wand doing,
Vol-de-mort?
This can-not be good, 
Vol-de-mort,
Can we help, Voldemort?

(The shadows emerge from Voldies wand)
VOLDIE:
DO NOTHING! I am,
Vol-de-mort!
He should die! I am, 
Vol-de-mort!
This can't happen, I'm
Vol-de-mort!
I am Lord Voldemort!

Harry:(triumphantly, as the shadows of the dead come) 
See Cedric emerge,
Vol-de-mort,
And a Muggle too, 
Vol-de-mort,
Here comes Bertha, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
You won't win, Voldemort. 

There's my mother, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
There's my father, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort,
(James's Shadow)
My son, run now from
Vol-de-mort,
You'll make it past Voldemort. 

(Cedric)
Take my body from
Vol-de-mort,
Let them know the foe,
Vol-de-mort,
Tell, my parents of
Vol-de-mort,
He killed me, Voldemort. 

(Harry breaks the chain and runs out of the graveyard.
DE's panic.)
Harry's running, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort!
We can't hit him, Lord, 
Vol-de-mort!
The Portkey took him! Lord, 
Vol-de-mort!
He's gone Lord, Voldemort! 


--Neth


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--Nethilia de Lobo--
79% obsessed with Harry Potter
Wand: Dragon Heartstring, Ash, 7 inches
**Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus.**

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