I will never have Desitin in my house again! (LONG)

[Amy Z]

I know if I were a mom I'd be crying, but instead I laughed myself 
sick at this and the horror-story follow-ups.  All except the 
Vaseline, which I think is disgusting and wouldn't allow in my house 
if I had my druthers.  What's it good for?  OK, don't answer that, 
but I think it's straight out of hell.  If it gets on the drapes and 
such, I don't imagine you can do anything but burn them (and they'll 
go up like gasoline).

The baby powder, though . . . and the little wet footprints . . . 
ROTFL!  You all can gloat one day when I write in weeping about how 
my little angel sprinkled cocoa powder all over the carpet.

Amy