Names

[Rachel Bray]

My favorite names are Jocelyn, Ian, Bastian (but it's too 
close to bastard), Christopher, Max, Edison, Elsabet, 
Lydia, Ewan, Gowan and Douglass (for a girl).

I went to school with a Roger Rogers, Bill Williams (yes, 
William Williams), Crystal Sprinkles, Layla Clapton (not a 
weird name but a funny reference to the song), and four  
Kelly Jenkins, three girls, one guy. 

"Have you seen Kelly Jenkins?"
"Which one?  Red haired, black haired, blonde or the guy?"
:-)

Then there was Michael Hunt.  And the poor guy always went 
by Michael because of the unfortunate crassness of the 
nickname Mike with his last name.  :-/

Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
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