Wife killed by little monsters

[mecki987]

Dear friends

It is my duty to inform you, that my dear wife

   MECKI

died early this morning after having suffered an attack of a horde of 
3 –5year old monsters during my sons birthday -party yesterday.

I cam home from work rather late ( Hey, it was not my fault, really!! 
I intended to help.. No, the fact I gave my boss 200Euro before he 
told me to stay longer is no proof whatsoever. What do you mean: 
bribery?)
Anyway, I found my wife in great agony. The monsters had apparently 
just left the scene, and the house---well, the walls where still at 
their place. I decided to give her 
some peace and settled to a quiet computer-game, to allow her to send 
our dear little children to bed and to restore our home to its 
beautiful self again. She was still busily fussing around when I went 
to bed, but she must have followed me eventually. I half- dreamed her 
happily playing with the kids during the night; my sleep was not 
disturbed, so I let her be.

When I woke this morning however, my friendly request for a cup of 
coffee was answered with the words `I can't – I'm dead!'. Now, I 
always believe in what my 
wife says, so I took her word for it.
She told me to inform her close friends and this `Harry Potter'- list 
she belongs to. 
Her addiction to this kind of children's literature had been the first 
sign, that at least her sanity was fading, so I decided to follow her 
request. She said, she would add a letter with details later, though 
it does puzzle me how she can do this at her current 
state .

Well, I'm off to work now, leaving the children with their caring, now 
dead mum (No, I'm not worried that she is lying there mumbling `I'm 
dead' in constant repetition. She does that only to insure herself 
that I heard and understood her),

Yours
 Andi, Meckis husband

P.S. If she did lie to me after all: Please tell her, I want my 
coffee, when I come home.