[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: I'm dead!

[Aberforth's Goat]

Pippin muttered. slowly. through. gritted. teeth.

> One. Guest. Per. Year. Of. Child's.
> Age. Period.

Rats - I wanted to brandish that piece of wisdom - though I
actually wouldn't have known it if my own wife hadn't insisted on
that very point while we planned Natascha's third birthday party.

BTW, if Sue hadn't happened to possess that piece of wisdom, I
might never have survived to grace the boards of HPfGU. Hell hath
no fury like a slob's wife. (And I too have a wonerful knack for
sleeping through things that must have made The Red Badge of
Courage look like a chuch picnic.) <sigh> It's hard to be man.

Baaaaaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray, who sends deepest condolences
and crocodile tears on the part of the entire, virile brotherhood
of MANkind.)
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"Of course, I'm not entirely sure he can read, so that
may not have been bravery...."