Some punny jokes

[pengolodh_sc]

Received these a few days ago, and thought you lot might like them.  
Be warned that there may be much groaning ahead.
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  Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

  A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

  A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

  My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just
  kiln time.

  Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

  A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

  I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

  I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
  so they gave me the ax.

  A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

  Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

  Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

  Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

  Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

  Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

  A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

  A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

  Without geometry, life is pointless.

  When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

  Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

  When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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Best regards
Christian Stubø