A great thread from Straight Dope

[Rachel Bray]

I nabbed this from Peg Kerr's LJ (hope she doesn't 
mind...).  It's fantastic.

It's from Straight Dope.  And the thread is "If LOTR was 
written by someone else what would it look like?"

There's even a "JK Rowling" entry.  :-)

Some of them are silly.  But some of them are pure genius.

Warning, though.  I was going to print it off but it's 149 
pages long.  Yeesh.

Enjoy

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=41e6825
c8378f0537484463a7540229b&threadid=138905

Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
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