Sexiness in general

[charisjulia <charisjulia@hotmail.com>]

Groan !

I would have to pick just the week Elkins finally decides to let 
loose her mega Crouch post in order to go gallivanting all the way 
across to the other side of the continent, wouldn't I ? Not to 
mention the very interesting MD discussion I walked out on
 Pip, I 
really was planning on answering your post, really
 I just got caught 
up in packing.

Wendy wrote:
> I won't go so far as to say that evil=sexy. But evil characters can 
> certainly be incredibly sexy. Lucius Malfoy comes to mind.


Which seems to be the accepted position of the list. Whether people 
crush on Crouch Sr, Jr, Lucius Malfoy, Draco, Tom Riddle or Rookwood 
(Really. I ask you!) it's always the bad guys who get the girls. And, 
well, let's face it, even Lupin and Sirius owe their sizable 
followings mainly to their more, err, "bad" qualities. Werewolf. 
Escaped half--crazed prisoner. Edge. Hot—Headedness.  Evilness is 
intriguing, interesting, * naughty* and therefore -- Sexy.


Charis shakes her head sadly... "So tell me please: am I really the * 
only* female on this list that does not find evilness Ever So Sexy? 
Is there nobody else out there? No—one???" <begins to look seriously 
worried> "I mean, is there something wrong with me? There is, isn't 
there? Am * I* the one who's sick? Twisted? Bent? Because I really 
don't and never have liked the bad guys of any sort in any way. They 
don't do anything for me. But goodness on the other hand
 Now, ohhh
 


No seriously though. I like goodness. And I mean that I * like * like 
goodness. Kindness turns me on. I get horny over politeness. Err, can 
I put this more bluntly?


So. I don't suppose I'd get a roaring trade if I started marketing 
Arthur Weasley thongs, would I? 


Sigh. No, didn't think so.


Charis Julia, who knows she's just being influenced by pining 
desperately after a guy who's the perfect * embodiment* of goodness 
and is sure she'll come to her senses sooner or later. And besides. 
She's still in control enough to know that Lupin is * the* one to 
crush on.