The golden monkey speaks

[Jim Ferer <jferer@yahoo.com>]

Amy, describing Allison's debatable sanity:"Well, let's not be hasty.*
 You're so obsessed with Harry Potter that you not only belong to an
online discussion group, but to its OT spinoff, and furthermore you
call yourself Samwise.  I think the jury's out on the sanity question.
 Fortunately, crazy is a relative term."

You left out His Dark Materials, the subject of the post. Can you find
Hogwarts using a subtle knife?  Does the Hogwarts Express have one
mounted on the cow catcher? Our alternate universes may converge someday.

*Cornelius Fudge as Treebeard, indeed; with Merry and Pippin played by
the Creevey brothers, perhaps?

Jim, whose daemon is a squirrel