Hogwarts Play: Moria

[David <dfrankiswork@netscape.net>]

Dear HPFGU members,

A very short snippet from Ms Skeeter.  I was unable to obtain more 
of this as, inexplicably, 

she seems to be subject to a memory charm of some kind.

She has been able, however, to interview a cast member, and I will 
pass this on shortly.

Best wishes
David Frankis
F&S Interdimensional Services
Infurn Alley
Cittàgazze

Scene: The bridge of Khazad-Dum.  Standing on the bridge, Gandalf 
raises his staff and 

brings it down.  The bridge shatters in a blaze of light.  Frodo, 
Sam, Merry, Pippin, 

Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas and Gimli look on.

Gandalf: You shall not pass.
Aragorn: If you don't mind me saying, Mithrandir, it was very 
obvious you were about to do that.  A Balrog can quite easily... 
Oh.  Yes, well, that can sometimes happen.  The main thing is, the 
Balrog is gone.
Gimli: Gandalf deserved it, always snooping around with his staff 
where he wasn't wanted.
Aragorn: If only he'd left it to me, I know just the anti-Balrog 
cut - after all, I didn't drive off the Black Riders at Weathertop 
just by smiling at them!

There is a shower of orc arrows.  Exeunt, stage right.