A response

[cassandraclaire73]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "mafaldahopkirk" <mafaldahopkirk at y...> 
wrote:
> 
> Mafalda: I could be either a Mod or a List Elf or a Poltergeist, or 
I could be neither. I've been on the board and I know what goes on 
> behind the scenes. It isn't pretty, believe me."

Really? Well, I had lunch with JK Rowling yesterday, on board her 
sailing ship The Saucy Sue. She told me everything that's going to 
happen in Book Seven. Harry and Hermione are going to get married, 
and Ron will sell his family down the river for fifty knuts and a 
goat. And now I am going to post all this information for you 
anonymously, so you can't possibly check up on my story, and then I'm 
going to exhort you to "believe me", even though I like flaming lists 
without using my name, because it's a great way to engender trust. 
But you guys should believe me, because -- because I say so!

*bursts into tears of vexed ire*

Excuse me, I have to go viputerate someone now.


Cassandra