Being boring, birthday Betty

[davewitley]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Neil Ward" <neilward at d...> wrote:

> I think it's my speaking voice, which is not only very soft, but 
has all the tonal variety of a gently humming fridge.
> 
Enter Arthur Weasley: You have a refrigeralator?  And it *hums*?  How 
*fascinating*!  I collect humming machinery, you know.  I find the 
vibrations so *stimulating*!
> 
> David is far from boring, by the way.  I call him 'Interesting' 
Dave.

Hm. Reminds me of Peter Cook.  And Chinese proverbs.

Birthday Betty:
>Now, you two--this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl
telling me you've--you've blown up a toilet or--"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.
"Great idea, though, Thanks, mom." 
Molly, Fred and George Weasley: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone,
chapter 6

and Amy:
>I hope it's been a lovely day for my sister collector of funny HP 
quotes.

Belated Happy Birthday, Betty.

Do you know, I found a joke I'd never seen before, in GOF.  It's just 
after Moody's first lesson and they are discussing him, and Ron says 
something like "He's a bit paranoid though", looking nervously over 
his shoulder.

All right, you all got that the first time.  Never mind.

David