More Quizzes (like Sorting), gradually turning to Sex

[catlady_de_los_angeles]

These were posted on another list:

What kind of mythological creature are you? 
http://mysite.freeserve.com/Intereo_Liberi/test3.htm

A woman named Angie was surprised to find that she was a Dragon and 
her friend replied: 

> ah, but what *color* dragon are you, Angie? 
> another online quiz at 
> http://www.geocities.com/teo592/quiz/dragon.html

To me the Creature quiz said: "Congrats... You're A Dragon!!"
I'm not sure why a liking for water and ice, a dislike of fire, a 
preference for 2 legs, and wanting to be 'a girl, a cool one!" means
a Dragon... I took the Dragon quiz and it said I was a Golden Dragon, 
which is ridiculous. Even more ridiculous than when an on-line 
Sorting Hat says I'm a Gryffindor, because at least I can figure out 
how the Sorting Hat got that idea: when I click that I believe that 
-"it is more important to behave honorably than to survive"-, the HAT 
jumps to the (false) conclusion that I ACT on that belief. I can't 
figure out why the Dragon quiz thought that choosing Thunderstorms
and Average Size and Easygoing but Intelligent (no one knows where 
I'll pop up) and Heavily Forested Mountain Slopes and "Dragons are 
the greatest of all creatures. We are the warriors and defenders of 
this rock, and we'll be damned if we let some human screw it up" adds 
up to Golden Dragon.

A woman named Alicia reported:
> I'm a succubus.  Sounds vaguely perverted.  I like that!  :-)

A man named Noll wrote:
> I'm an Incubus.
> Me - the guy who couldn't get laid in an entire afternoon at the 
> West Side Baths. An Incubus.
> Yeah...right.

and his friend Katie replied:
> Uh... wouldn't that be your problem, Noll? I thought an Incubus
> seduced women while a Succubus seduced men. So the West Side Baths
> are not apt to be good stomping grounds. Sorry!

and her friend replied:
> As I understand it, an incubus is the one who ejaculates. A 
> succubus is the one who elicits ejaculations. Identifying them with
> gender indicates the presence of heterosexist assumptions.

and Katie answered back:
> Hmm... According to Webster's Dictionary, an Incubus is a demon (it
> doesn't say a male or female demon) who seduces sleeping women. And
> a Succubus, they say, is a demon who visits sleeping men. I don't 
> see how saying each demon has a predilection for a particular 
> gender of sleepers indicates heterosexism, Judy.
> But since the program only gives Succubus findings if you say
> you're a female, and Incubus findings if you say you're a male, 
> Geoff appears to be correct that the program is "wonky" and the 
> writer of the software is presuming heterosexuality.
> But mayhaps Geoff would prefer to be a Succubus than an Incubus. :) 
> And the definition also raises another possible reason why the
> baths might not be good stomping grounds for Incubi of any gender: 
> men at the baths are not apt to be sleeping.

and Alicia said:
>>A succubus is the one who elicits ejaculations. 
> COOL!!!!  At least my creature alter ego gets to have fun.