Leggy laments: The spidery and the stumpy (girly whinge post)
macloudt
macloudt at yahoo.co.uk
Wed Feb 27 18:05:15 UTC 2002
--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Tabouli" <tabouli at u...> wrote:
> (Tabouli, who wasted endless hours of her adolescence staring
mournfully at her legs in the mirror and *willing* them to grow long
and slender, rummages around in her heart to find sympathy for the
leggy Elkins, but emerges empty handed, and instead mounts her soap-
box, standing on the very tips of her toes)
>
> Haaaang on a minute here. You long-legged types think you got
problems, huh? Huh? Ha! At least long legs are in fashion - spare
a thought for us stumpy types!
Hear, hear! As someone who hit 5'2"/156 cm at the age of 11 and
stayed there, I must admit to having next to no sympathy for the long-
legged (or any other part of the anatomy)
>
> How do you think we stumpies feel watching the spidery parade of
models and actresses sashaying through our billboards and TV screens,
and reading lyrical passages all over the place about long, elegant,
Bambi-like limbs? When we end up spending our life's savings on
having every lower body garment we buy taken up at the hem, and
suffered in silence through the very groovy fashion a few years ago
for bootleg trousers with embroidery on the bottom? When *our*
pantihose fall into wrinkles around our ankles unless hitched up
every 5 minutes to our armpits? When we risk lifelong back and foot
problems trying to compensate with 5" heels...I'm always getting
things altered, because (a) I seem to range from Australian size 8 to
size 12 across different parts of my body and therefore nothing ever
fits off the rack, and (b) I'm vain and finicky enough to spend money
on making my clothes fit properly (!).
Be thankful, Tabloui...I'm a size 16-18 British, though I happily
admit that it's my own fault (Me? Gluttonous!?). When I was a size
20 I had to shorten everything I bought because no shop carried short
lengths in that girth. Now, at least, I can buy a pair of jeans and
not have them languishing on my monstrous sewing pile waiting to be
shortened. But tights are still a problem as I need a Queen size
(who *did* think up that stupid term?) for girth, but I end up with
elephant legs as they're waaayyy to long for me. And I gave up
buying one-piece outfits years ago because I can't afford to get them
altered, and my sewing skills don't extend that far.
> Interestingly, after a visit to France my supervisor commented that
the French seem to make clothes for the shape women really are, not
some strange non-existent ideal. Musing on the French stereotypes I
know of, this isn't too surprising, though I'm interested to hear
denial or further confirmation of this from European listmembers!
When visiting Asia, I suddenly went from an Australian small to
medium to a large to extra large (I confess to flinching). I've also
been known to try on (very pretty, albeit pricey) clothing from the
British chain Monsoon, only to discover time and time again that it's
hopeless. 'What *shape* are those British women?' I found myself
despairing...
>From what I gather, British women are viewed as rectangular. No
breasts, hips, or waists, please...the clothing designers don't cater
for us deformed types. The fashion for straight skirts is driving me
mad because I have large hips but a comparatively small waist, so
they're either too tight around the bum or far too loose at the
waist. I loved the 80's wide, elasticised skirts as they actually
fit me. Shame about the perm, though.
>
> Of course, the worst thing of all is that so many women spend so
much time and energy and misery fretting about the size and nature of
their deviation from the media body ideal. Terribly depressing.
It's enough to drive anyone to the Internet (the great leveller,
where the inside's all that counts because it's all people see...)
...and you can lie through your teeth about your physical
appearance! Not that *I'd* ever lower myself to do such a
thing :::::adjusts her size 8 fitted little dress, flexes her toned,
slim arms, and adjusts her 34B perkies:::::
Mary Ann
(living in dreamland again)
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