Kids say the darndest things

[macloudt]

My friend, who is a preschool teacher, has the most terrific story.  
Some time ago a policeman came to the preschool to give a talk to the 
kids.  The copper was showing the kids his gear, and when he showed 
them his handcuffs, a little boy piped up:

"My mommy and daddy have those, too!"

And, no, mommy and daddy are *not* police officers!

It was all the staff could do to keep from hurting themselves 
laughing, and they were amazed at how the cop just picked up where he 
left off and continued.  Needless to say, the staff could never look 
the little lad's parents in the eye again.

Makes me wonder what *my* kids say at school...hmm...perhaps 
homeschooling wouldn't be such a bad idea...

Mary Ann
(who's worried now)