Puffing (WAS girly whinge post)

[cindysphynx]

Amy Z wrote:

> Amy
> who would love to masquerade on line as a 5'8" chestnut beauty, 
> 38C-28-36, but would be laughing too hard to press Send

Hold on there, Amy.  I think you've had a great idea.  What this 
board needs is a bit of Puffing.  I've never met you; you've never 
met me.  Soooo . . . you want to be a 5'8" chestnut beauty, 38C-28-
36.  Fine by me.

I, on the other hand, am Alicia Keys on an especially good day, 
including that glittery eye shadow she wore at the Grammys.  Heck, I 
wear that glittery eye shadow *every day,* even when I'm just 
scrubbing the toilets.  And you should see how totally red *hot* I 
am when I take those braids out of my hair.

Cindy (who is having no trouble pressing Send)