Sizing for a particularly delicate area

[Starling]

Hello lovely ladies...

Ladies, some of you will sympathize with this, I hope.  Men, you can't
understand my complaint.  Feel free to read, but you won't get it.

I cannot find bras.  I am, thanks to the delightful genetic code I got from
my parents (and I'd gladly give this part back)  a DD cup.  I have been told
so many times how "lucky" I am, and how many women spend millions to
artifically achieve what I have naturally.
Well, if so many women want a DD, why can't anyone sell decent bras for
it?!??  I have to look high and low for one that fits.  Sometimes I'll get
lucky and a manufacture will have made a generous D, sometimes I have go
::gulp:: go larger...  and it's always disgustingly expensive. I am a
student, I can't exactly toss away $30 for one bra.  Not that many people
see my underwear, either, but it would be nice to own something other than
white.  I look at my collection, so to speak, and it has all the variety of
someone's grandmother's.  (No offense to my grandma, although genetically,
like I said, it's her fault...)  and Victoria's Secret, that holy grail of
bra shopping, is a waste of my precious time.  They're  too small, too thin,
and too expensive.
What bewilders me, is how, in a nation that has always idolized women with
big breasts, I cannot find something to hold them up.  I've debated writing
my congressman to complain, even though I know he'd probably just stick the
letter up on the wall for the amusement of the staff.

Shopping for shirts and blouses is also difficult.  I'll find a great
blouse, only to find it doesn't button quite properly down the middle.
Forget anything clingey.  I enjoy looking fashionable as much as the next,
but it's incredibly hard to do when everything fits fine except for one
rather noticable area.... ::glares in general direction of the mall::  I
have a wedding to go to in late May, so I have to start searching for
something *now*, and even then that's no guarantee that I'll find
anything...

Honestly, I'd rather be short.  I could deal with short.  This, on the other
hand, is a pain in the you-know-what ;-)

There, I've vented.  I feel better.  If I've ruined any male's delight in
large-chested women (I'm told I've done that to several of my buds)...oops.
:)  Sorry.

Abbie, who can easily spend $200 on a shopping trip entirely on necessities,
and therefore never goes shopping

starling823 at yahoo.com
"Harry, just go down to the lake tomorrow, right, stick your head in, yell
at the merpeople to give back whatever they've nicked and see if they chuck
it out.  Best you can do, mate."
 -Ron, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


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