Embarrassing things

[Rachel Bray]

OK....I'll confess to an embarrassing moment.

Your second incident....I did that on the first weekend I 
spent at my in-laws as their son's wife.  Soap suds all 
over the floor.  I started the dishwasher on our way out 
the door, too.  So by the time the four of us got home, the 
kitchen was COVERED in bubbles.  We stood there in shock 
for a second then my in-laws burst out laughing as I burst 
into tears, realizing what I had done.  After an hour of 
mopping and the such, my mother-in-law finally got the 
giggles calmed down enough to say that she's never seen the 
floor shine so brightly before.  Oh well.



Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
Fees, Deposits and Disbursements

The most heartbreaking thing about faithful moviegoing
is that awe, beauty and excitement, three of the things
we go to the movies for, are the very things we're 
cheated of the most. The great wonder of "The Lord of the
Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" is that it bathes us 
in all three, to the point where we remember -- in a 
vague, pleasurably hallucinatory sensation from another 
lifetime -- why we go to the movies in the first place.