A Wee Bit Late But Funny

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Here's a seasons greeting sent out by our Corporate Lawyers that is 
very tongue in cheek. I thought it was pretty funny so I decided to 
share.

Cheers,
Kristin


Seasons Greetings From Your Lawyers

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, the best 
wishes*** of the Corporate Affairs Group (sometimes hereinafter 
referred to as the "wisher") for an environmentally conscious, 
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, 
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most 
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or 
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the 
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their 
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, as 
well as a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically 
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted 
calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of 
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped 
make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater 
than any other country or that it is the only "America" in the 
western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, 
age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the 
wishee (and further not to imply that the winter solstice should be 
considered a holiday for those afflicted, through no fault of their 
own, with some form of psychological or physical depression 
occasioned by the natural reduction of sunlight or increase in 
precipitation due to seasonal factors).

*** By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This 
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely 
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies 
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for 
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is 
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is 
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good 
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a 
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is 
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the 
sole discretion of the wisher. Terms are subject to change without 
notice. Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.