[HPFGU-OTChatter] Happy Birthday, Amanda!
Amanda Geist
editor at texas.net
Tue Jul 2 18:52:09 UTC 2002
Rylly Elf
> *drags very large cake into middle of room - well away from the
> drapes - and proceeds to top it with many, many candles. Lights
> candles and stands back from the heat, glancing in concern at nearby
> paper streamers*
>
> Yes, our very own Amandageist is having a birthday. Someone drag her
> in here quickly, before all those candles burn the room down. :-D
Amandageist glides into the room with the seductive grace and sympathetic
motion of a very large water balloon. She blinks until her eyes adjust to
the bright flames, and then beams at the immense cake. The parts she can see
which aren't covered with candles look very nice indeed, and surely such a
large cake won't melt all *that* quickly.
She decides any house-elf creative enough to make such a wondrous cake can
surely either prevent the room catching fire or can restore it handily, so
she declines to blow out the candles. She has forgotten her portable fan,
anyway. Instead, she whips out a long stick, some marshmallows, and other
fixings, and floats gently near the ceiling making s'mores for anyone who
cares to come celebrate with her.
Mindful of the natures of some who may happen by, she also is pleased that
Rylly Elf remembered to set out some premium-grade motor oil, Purina Goat
Chow, Acme Brand British Person Food, and various snacks from the Kosher R
Us Munchie Store in addition to the ubiquitous butterbeer and frogs. No,
wait--how sweet! Rylly has gotten some chocolate *horned toads* from the
Bluebonnet Hills Magical Sweet Shop! They shoot chocolate sauce from their
eyes! How cool. Amandageist reminds self to do something nice for Rylly when
nobody is around to notice the slip in character....
--Amanda, Agedgeist
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