Mike the Goat has moved in next door...

[Rachel Bray]

word of caution.....

My neighbors back in my hometown got goats once.  I adored 
them but I woke up one morning about a week after they 
bought them to my father yelling profanities and slamming 
the front door.......seems the goats had found a new 
perch....the top of my dad's new car.  :-)  And since then 
I've heard a couple people say that's happened to them, 
too.  Keep an eye on your cars!  They may turn into the 
prop for a rowdy game of King of the Mountain!

Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
Fees, Deposits and Disbursements

LORD OF THE SNITCH
Three men form the chaser-squad under the sky 
Seven are the teammates on their brooms of wood
Two are Bludger balls charmed to fly
One is the dork Ref all on his own
On the field of Quidditch where the Quaffles lie.
One Snitch flits over all, one grab will win it
One game may take three months, or may take but a minute
On the field of Quidditch where the Quaffles lie.

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