[HPFGU-OTChatter] Mike the Goat has moved in next door...

[Aberforth's Goat]

Bother. I go to all this trouble to spy on Jen, and before I can
even get started, she busts my cover. What a waste of time!

> The only thing I can think of that they're
> feeding that goat is either dog food or trash from the house
> (natural garbage disposal?), and that's not quite what I
> imagine is the high life for a goat.  Maybe Mike can prove
> me wrong, but I'll wait for his comment.

Actually, we goats generally prefer baked sole with Champaign and
truffle sauce. That herbicide-on-four-legs business was part of a
systematic plan to undermine hircine rights and deprive us of our
natural nutrition and habitat (five star restaurants).

Baaaaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray)
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"Of course, I'm not entirely sure he can read, so that
may not have been bravery...."