John Wellington Wells

[coriolan_cmc2001]

John Wellington Wells, the protagonist of an early Gilbert & Sullivan
play The Sorcerer, sings:

  Oh! my name is John Wellington Wells,
            I'm a dealer in magic and spells,
                  In blessings and curses
                  And ever-filled purses,
            In prophecies, witches, and knells.
            If you want a proud foe to "make tracks"--
            If you'd melt a rich uncle in wax--
                  You've but to look in
                  On the resident Djinn,
            Number seventy, Simmery Axe....

                       Barring tautology,
                       In demonology,
                       'Lectro-biology,
                       Mystic nosology,
                       Spirit philology,
                       High-class astrology,
                       Such is his knowledge, he
                  Isn't the man to require an apology!


G & S fans will be pleased - and HP fans may be interested - in 
learning that the talented Mr. Wells maintains a website advertising 
his goods and services.  His prices seem competitive with the Diagon 
Alley competition.


http://www.jwwells.com/index.html

   - CMC