TBAY--well, to be honest, blatant fanfic. So sue me.
lupinesque
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Wed Jul 31 12:11:20 UTC 2002
The Even Worse than the Worst Birthday
Harry woke with a start, his left earlobe throbbing. "It only does
that on one day of the year," he thought. He rolled over, put his
glasses on upside down, and squinted at the luminous face of his
alarm clock. His stomach would have given a funny jolt, but tired of
being responsible for all of Harry's emotional reactions, it had left
for a week in Majorca. It was ten minutes after midnight: his
birthday.
He got up and stretched. Suddenly he heard a swoosh as if a thousand
Nike-footed Michael Jordans were outside his window and he dived
under the bed just in time to avoid being decapitated by dozens of
outstretched wings. Owls were landing everywhere--on the bed, on the
desk, inside the wardrobe. One was trying to pry up the loose
floorboard where he usually hid his Jelly Slugs from Dudley, and
another, which appeared to be carrying leaflets and wearing a sweater
emblazoned with "Post-Owls Unite for Freedom!", was picking at the
lock of Hedwig's cage with its beak. Harry swatted ineffectually at
the latter and informed the former, "There's nothing in there but
Charms homework." Then he surveyed the scene.
Most of the owls, which now stood staring at him with their
unblinking eyes, had letters or packages tied to their legs. He
began untying them. "Ron Weasley . . . Hermione Granger . . .
Parvati Patil . . . Daedalus Diggle . . . Vincent Crabbe?" It seemed
as if everyone he knew had sent him something for his birthday.
Harry tore open wrapping after wrapping, peered at one card after
another, growing more and more frantic. Surely, in all these piles
of gifts, there had to be . . .
But no. What he really wanted for his birthday wasn't there. Not
one package contained the telltale heft of a hardbound book; not one
card bore the three magical initials that would mean he could return
for his longed-for fifth year of school.
"Come on, Jo," he whispered miserably into his pillow. "Let me go
back to Hogwarts. I'm twenty-two years old!"
Amy Z
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