What happened with the coconut? (was Help wanted!)

[lupinesque]

Trina, how did the story end?  Are you still out there?  Are you 
still banging (or is it Banging) various objects against your 
coconut?  Has flinging helped?  Have you given up on how our primate 
ancestors did things and rented a steamroller?  We must know: have 
you succeeded in tasting the sweet fruit or does it elude you ever, 
ever?  

Amy
sleepless with visions of Trina gazing into the little hole in the 
coconut and silently weeping