[HPFGU-OTChatter] Bad Day, looking to vent

[Saitaina]

K wrote:

< Both these doors are fitted with yale locks so
that when you shut the door it can only be opened with a key or from the
inside. (btw my landlady lives in Spain most of the year and is
uncontactable). Is there any smart arse out there who has seen the disaster
in the making here? 


Ooo, I hate that lock.  I have locked myself out numerious times with this same lock.  Luckily I live on the ground floor and have a nice window to break into so long as I'm not wearing a skirt.  (when I'm wearing a skirt I con a local elementry kid into climbing through my window).  I have since learned to grab my keys even to check the mail because my door likes to shut behind me even if I carefully prop it open.

The only upside to this lock is locking in a cute cable repair guy and watching him try to struggle to get out (he said he didnt' need my help so I sat on the bed and watched). 

Saitaina
*****
Cordelia: It's kinda like a puzzle -- the Who Died Horribly Because Angel Screwed Up 50 Years Ago Game?

Denver: They keep calling her a zany redhead. Could be a brunette for all I can tell. Guess I'll just have to take their word for it.

Angel: It's been a long time since I've opened a vein, but I'll do it you pull any more of that Van Helsing Jr. crap with me. Are we clear?

Thesulac: There's an entire hotel here just full of tortured souls who could really use your help. Whaddya say?
Angel: Take 'em all.

Wesley: I've been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back.

-"Are you no or have you ever been"


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