Sizing for a particularly delicate area

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--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Starling" <starling823 at y...> wrote:
> Hello lovely ladies...
> 
> Ladies, some of you will sympathize with this, I hope. 

> Shopping for shirts and blouses is also difficult.  I'll find a great
> blouse, only to find it doesn't button quite properly down the middle.
> Forget anything clingey.  I enjoy looking fashionable as much as the
next,
> but it's incredibly hard to do when everything fits fine except for one
> rather noticable area.... ::glares in general direction of the mall::  I
> have a wedding to go to in late May, so I have to start searching for
> something *now*, and even then that's no guarantee that I'll find
> anything...

Oh yes, it's all genetics' fault!  Whilst shopping, I quite frequently
mutter curses to my mother and her side.  And blouses?  I thought
those were hard--but they are NOTHING compared to suits and prom dresses!
It's really disheartening when you are nice size when you buy jeans
then you go to find a dress and have to move up 2/3 sizes just so the
dang thing will zip!
And suits?  Forget it.  I went up to the blimmin' LARGEST normal-size
they sell--the skirt was practically falling off, but the top wouldn't
even zip.  EVER HEAR OF ELASTIC??  Grrrrrrrrrrrr...I hate shopping. 
Maybe that's why I like shoes to much.
> 
> Honestly, I'd rather be short.  I could deal with short.  This, on
the other
> hand, is a pain in the you-know-what ;-)
Or you could be short-ish and this. :-D  Always fun stuff.

I've really got to stop complaining!  Anyway, I wish life was fair: I
could dish some of what's on top down to the bum for a bit more shape.
 Or perhaps donate some to those less fortunate?  I've already taken a
few requests from friends with opposite problems.

-Megan (whose luggage is stuck somewhere three hours away in Houston
and is without her favorite clothes and all toiletries for a while)