Passive-Aggressive, Choice chicken remarks

[davewitley]

Thank you to all who replied to my question.  You've got me worried 
now - I do that!

Choice
Liked the chicken site, Mike.  A few more:

Snape: That chicken has been crossing roads ever since it got here.

Trelawney: Imagine my surprise when, contemplating the Orb, I beheld 
the chicken making its way to the Further Side.  What bird could 
resist the promptings of Fate?

Lockhart: Chicken, Chicken, Chicken.  Yes, I know you wanted my 
autograph, but crossing the road isn't as good as winning Top Gear's 
Jaywalking Award.  Still, it's a start, it's a start.

Rita Skeeter: In a move that will doubtless cause raised eyebrows at 
the Department of Magical Transportation, Calypso, 3, was seen by 
usually reliable sources to be flouting convention by crossing the 
floor.  Although commentators will debate the reasoning behind this 
shock U-turn for years to come, one thing is certain: nothing will be 
the same again.

Dumbledore (twinkling): that reminds me of rather a good story I 
heard about the Phoenix, the Skrewt, and my brother Aberforth's 
goat.  (hrrm) Perhaps not now, though.

Bagman: Bet you Galleons to Knuts it can't get back again.

Arthur: really? It crossed the road?  How could it do that? 
Fascinating!

Fred: Ha ha!  Our fake wands are getting better, aren't they!

Ron: I dunno, maybe when we're all aurors we can work it out.

Hermione: *Honestly*, haven't *any* of you read 'Chickens, Their 
Transversals'?

Harry: (waves wand) Deanimagus (chicken turns into red-eyed snake-
man) Ha! Got you!

David