Southwest England, be afraid...

[macloudt]

...be *very* afraid.  For in our midst is a Force of Destruction and 
Misery so powerful, so evil, that once I've sent this message I will 
be hiding myself and my family in the understairs cupboard and 
throwing away the key.  If it had one, that is.

What, I hear you cry, is this Force of Dark Evil?

CHANGING ROOMS!!!

:::::insert piercing screams:::::

Yes, an acquaintance of mine is actually participating in the show 
with her neighbour.  To make matters worse, it's the Prince of the 
FofDA, Laurence himself, who will be making over her...bedroom!  Can 
you say "boudoir", boys and girls?  Either pregnancy or some kind of 
Imperius Curse has affected her brain, as she actually *likes* 
Laurence's boudoir effect.  Poor Megan.  She was such a nice 
woman :::::sob:::::

So you have been warned...avoid Weston-super-Mare at all costs, 
unless you are into red velvet, leather, frilly pillows, kinky wall 
hangings, and exceedingly annoying show hosts with the teeth of a 
horse.

Mary Ann
(off to build an air-raid shelter)