Texan tea

lupinesque lupinesque at yahoo.com
Tue May 14 20:59:11 UTC 2002


David asked:

> But whatever temperature it is, it's tea, right?  The symbol of 
> oppressive colonialism?

No, not the way Lipton's makes it.  The favored iced teas in the USA 
are (1) Powdered with Fake Lemon and Teeth-Clenchingly Sweet and (2) 
Bottled with Real Lemon and Teeth-Clenchingly Sweet.  Both 
are calculated to deliver the maximum insult to an honest, tea-loving 
nation such as yours.  Viva la revolution!

Amy
who suspects that if you threw something into Boston Harbor nowadays, 
it would bounce back on board





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