no sense of humor....

[Rachel Bray]

I went to drop off my football ticket application this 
morning.  As I pulled up to the Schott (OSU's inside sports 
arena and ticket office) there were hundreds 
of cars and people walking around.  I told the parking 
attendant that I only wanted to drop off my ticket 
application and he pointed to a small allotted space for 
those doing so.  I parked and went into the Schott and was 
immediately told to take the escalators.  I said "I'm just 
dropping off my football ticket money." and walked past the
women, who gave me a look like they smelled something bad.  

As I walked down the corridor I could hear gospel music 
coming from the auditorium and from the monitors in the 
hall, I could see thousands of people "feeling the power" 
and singing.  So, I got back to the front area to head back
to my car and as I passed the women again I asked, very 
politely, I might add, "What's going on here today?"  The 
one woman practically sneered at me and said "Annointment."
 I said "Annointment?  Is that a Christian singing group?" 
And the other woman said "No!" (like that was a horrific 
thing to suggest) "It's Benny Henn Ministries!"  

Now....you already KNOW what I thought she said.  So I 
kinda looked at her confused and said "Benny....Hill?"

I was lucky to get out of there with my life.

Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
Fees, Deposits and Disbursements

LORD OF THE SNITCH
Three men form the chaser-squad under the sky 
Seven are the teammates on their brooms of wood
Two are Bludger balls charmed to fly
One is the dork Ref all on his own
On the field of Quidditch where the Quaffles lie.
One Snitch flits over all, one grab will win it
One game may take three months, or may take but a minute
On the field of Quidditch where the Quaffles lie.

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