Why does French Onion Soup have bread in it?

[Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)]

Nov 4 is Penny's birthday? It's my brother's birthday, too! Scorpio 
hugs!

Nov 7 is FruHu's birthday? It's my birthday, too! More Scorpio hugs!

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Why did Alfred Nobel, a Swede, specify that the NORWEGIAN Parliament 
would choose the winner of the Peace Prize, when he specified 
Swedish organizations to award the other prizes? 
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My friend the filker forwarded the following to me:

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Filk: Harry Potter Sex toy?
Date: 5 Nov 2002 10:36:33 -0800
From: hfeld at mediaaccess.org (Harold Feld)
Organization: http://groups.google.com/
Newsgroups: rec.music.filk

I have no idea if this is actually true that it would work this way.

http://www.planetout.com/pno/entertainment/news/splash.html?sernum=245

(TTO Marvelous little toy.)
When I was just a wee little girl my mommy gave to me
A toy she got off Amazon that filled me full of glee
A wonder to behold it was with many buttons bright
I couldn't help but play with it at bedtime every night

It was shaped like a stick, went between my legs
And went whirrr when I turned it on
My offical Nimbus 2000 
Was sure a lot of fun

Harold