ADMIN: Fantastic Posts And Where To Find Them

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<Elkins, seated in a folding chair across the street from the
local cinema, leans back and prepares to enjoy the show.  Already 
the trailers have begun: there is a small group of people at the 
head of the line struggling to get a four-man tent open without the 
wind blowing it away.>

Hi, everyone!

While all you Murricans are still eagerly awaiting the CoS movie 
release, we have an exciting announcement of our own to make. The 
file of Frequently Asked Questions (also known as the FAQs) has 
been given a face lift. They have been upgraded, revised, hot-linked,
tweaked, expanded, nipped, tucked and -- most important of all -- 
re-named!

That's right. The essays and compilations of many of the fascinating 
issues members have discussed on the main list will henceforth be 
called "Fantastic Posts And Where To Find Them." That's "Fantastic 
Posts" for short.  Or "FPs" for even shorter.  The Fantastic Posts 
can be found at: 

http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/faq/

Best of all, we have several brand new, never-before-seen Fantastic 
Posts to unveil. You may now feast your eyes on newly available or 
revised essays for HPfGU: A History, Mysteries, Pettigrew, Sirius, 
Snape and the Weasley Family.  

Not only that, but our newly updated Fantastic Posts site also 
features those Classic FAQs that you have grown to know and love.  
But for your viewing enjoyment, we have magically transformed them 
into Classic Fantastic Posts with hot links to the referenced 
messages.  No more looking up message numbers by hand, one by one; 
that's all been done for you by our tech wizards.

In gratitude for all of their hard work on the Fantastic Posts, the 
Moderator Team has roped off a special section of the very best CoS 
movie seats for our Fantastic Posts team.  Provided they don't drown
in the night while huddled on the pavement in their sleeping bags, 
they will be given a single box of chocolate-covered almonds to pass 
around among themselves:

Ali Hewison
Amandageist
Barb
Caius Marcius
Catherine Coleman
Cindy C.
Dicentra
Eileen LuckyKari
Debbie AKA Elfundeb
Eloise
Gwen
Heidi Tandy
Jim Ferer
Jim Flanagan
Joy
Kimberly
Lexicon Steve
Marina
Mike AKA Aberforth's Goat
Neil Ward
Parker
Paul Kippes
Penny
Pip
Pippin
Porphyria
Queer as John 
Sheryll
Simon
Siriusgeoloist
Tabouli

Thank you for your attention, and enjoy the show!

<The people at the front of the line are now casting confused looks 
at the spikes in their hands, and then down at the pavement, and then 
back at the spikes in their hands.  The first cold hard driving 
inches of rain begin to fall.  Elkins glances up at the awning above 
her chair, smirks unbecomingly, and tosses another handful of popcorn 
into her mouth.  She always does *so* enjoy film premiers.>


Elkins, For The Mods