[HPFGU-OTChatter] Digest Number 834

[Elizabeth Sager]

> Yesterday, wednesday morning, I came to school. I
> see from far away 
> Rachel Shoval, the 12th grade head mistress. I
> cannot believe my eyes. I 
> look again. Indeed, she's wearing... A robe!!
> Yes, a robe. And underneath it, a suit. Just like
> the HP movie.
> All I have to say abuot that is "Yikes!".

Maybe its the second fall of Lord Voldemort? Will keep
my eyes peeled.

<<I cannot *believe* I am pregnant.  How on earth did
that happen? Bloody hell! How am I supposed to write a
book when I spend half my time in the loo?  Why on
earth does this darn book have to be THIRTY-EIGHT
CHAPTERS anyway; these people are so desparate for a
new book that they'd be happy to get 38 *pages.*  You
know what?  I MIGHT CHANGE the book to be 38 pages,
just to spite everyone who is so darn sure it will be
the LONGEST VOLUME.  I'll cut the part where RON
murders Hermione by tampering with her BROOM -- that
would half crucify me to write anyway.  I'll deep-six
the part where Dumbledore is SACKED by a renegade
HOUSE-ELF, and there won't even *be* a NEW TEACHER --
that'll save loads of time.  While I'm at it, nobody -

and I mean *nobody* -- DIES.  

And I'm not even SORRY.>>

Haha! :D Hopefully that's not REALLY what's going to
happen in the next book (put us R/Hr shippers against
the wall, that)! 

Liz

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