For the love of HP

[Melody]

You know you are obsessed with Harry Potter when you buy a child's
Halloween HP costume, which will never fit, just for the embroidered
patch and a 12 pack of cokes, which you do not even drink, just for
the collector's card.  Sigh.

Melody
Who got really patronizing looks from an eight-year-old at Target when
she tried on the HP costume.  Maybe because it was so short that it
make Ron's look generous.