English is deadly!

[Lilac]

Okay, to go along with our food discussions...

The Japanese eat less fat and have fewer heart attacks than the British and the Americans.

The French eat more fat and have fewer heart attacks than the British and the Americans.

The Italians drink more red wine and have fewer heart attacks than the British and the Americans.

So, the moral here is...eat what you like.  Apparently, it's speaking English that kills you.

 

Heh, heh!  Funny little joke from this month's Reader's Digest (typed from memory).  And WE thought it was the clotted cream or the fast food...  



 

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