I need a little help here!/ call for filk!

[rvotaw1]

Okay, I wrote this earlier:

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., rvotaw at i... wrote:
> All right, all you creative people.  Get ready.  Several other 
teachers and I are dressing up as book characters for Halloween.  I 
am (naturally) going to be Hermione Granger. I'm going into Pre-K 
through 2nd grade classrooms, and so I can't exactly read from Harry 
Potter.  I won't have much time either (maybe 5 minutes).  So I need 
to make something up that will tell the gist of it, who my character 
is, what she does, where she comes from, all in very simple terms.  I 
> can do a pretty good Hermione imitation, so I've also got to brush 
up on that.  I'm thinking of starting with "I'm Hermione Granger.  
And you are?"  But after that, I don't know.  Help?!?!


And then I opened my big mouth again.  Now I need a really simple 
filk.  Nursery rhyme tune or something similar.  About Hermione 
Granger.  Something simple enough for me to sing to 4 year olds!  
Yes, it's a great idea, but I need HELP!!!  Any filks out there like 
this?  Anyone willing to be creative and come up with one?  Help, 
help, help, before I get myself in more trouble!!! :)

Thanks so much!

Richelle