Deduct ten points from your LOON membership: Re: Toffee Sweets are like ....?

Haggridd jkusalavagemd at yahoo.com
Mon Apr 7 21:11:33 UTC 2003


--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Amy Z" <lupinesque at y...> 
wrote:
> Haggridd wrote:
> 
> > Erm.. wouldn't that be Honeydukes, not Zonko's?
> 
> My dear sir, naturally I would never make such a blatant error.  
What 
> do you think I am, some kind of HP greenhorn?  <laughs airily>  
> 

Nice try!  Close, but no cigar, as they say in the carny business!


> Anyone can see that I must have been referring to gag ice cream, of 
> which there are several varieties.  Ice cream that refuses to melt 
in 
> one's mouth . . . ice cream that literally goes instantaneously 
from 
> one's lips to one's hips . . . and of course the tame but classic 
ice 
> cream that isn't the flavor indicated on the label.  If Zonko's 
> doesn't carry it, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes should.
> 
> Amy Z
> desperately clutching her LOON membership card

You are sentenced to double secret probation until you find a nit-
picky mistake on somebody else.

Haggridd







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