101 things to do with OoP when it comes out

[bluesqueak]

1. Read it. [duh!]

2. Use in place of brick in purse as anti-mugger secret weapon.

3. Doorstop.

4. Buy 3 copies and learn to juggle.

5. Place on head and use for training in deportment.

6. As an entry in 'least aerodynamic paper plane' contest.

7. Baton in the Nimbus 2003 relay race.

8. Code book for new high security 'book code' [13, 10, 254 - 13th 
word, 10th line, page 254].

9. As centrepiece to a ceremony in which we honour the trees that 
died to make this copy.

10. errrrrrr.... next set of suggestions, please!

Pip!Squeak (aka Pip)