101 things to do with OoP when it comes out

[David]

Continuing the list . . .

21. Cut, rearrange, and paste the letters into a scrapbook to make 
the complete works of Shakespeare;

22. Open at random pages and use a pin to obtain guidance on those 
crucial life decisions;

23. Hollow out the middle, insert stick of dynamite, donate to local 
HP book burning club;

24. Get 28 copies, paint spots on, use as dominoes;

25. Use 2 copies for that traditional approach to camel-neutering;

26. Replace dust jacket with Penthouse magazine - then you can read 
it on the train without embarrassment;

27. Marinade in wallpaper paste, cut into slices, boil for three 
hours, then offer to guests, saying, "Tripe, Sybill?"

28. Send to Nancy Stouffer, saying you "know she'll want to read it";

29. Yawn, stuff under pillow, and say "This wait for Book 6 is 
*soooo* tiresome";

30.  Gents! Impress the ladies at parties!  Keep a copy in your 
trouser pocket!

David