HUMOR: You Might Live in Minnesota If...

[annemehr]

What fun!

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Steve" <bboy_mn at y...> wrote:
> Just to show you I do have a lighter side....
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> If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of 
Lutefisk,
> you might live in Minnesota.

LOTS of us have heard of Lutefisk!  Don't you remember having a big 
thread about it here a few months back?

 
> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might 
live
> in Minnesota.

Sounds like much of SW Pennsylvania...

 
> If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee, you
> might live in Minnesota.

Nope.  But I can say Monongahela, North Versailles, and Carnegie 
(Hint to you all in New York & Jersey: it's CarNEGie, not CARnegie!)

> 
> If you grew up thinking rice was only for dessert, you might live 
in
> Minnesota.

Don't be silly.  Rice is for weddings.  Unless they make you use 
birdseed or bubbles.


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> 
> Though you might like to know.
> 
> bboy_mn

You know what I think?  If Molly Weasley was from the USA, she'd 
speak like a Minnesotan.

Annemehr
I don't care what anybody says, I still love Mrs. Weasley...