Madonna the next JKR? As if!

[David]

Barb wrote:

> Oh, lord.  Did anyone else see this?  One word: Gah!
> 
> http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/08/07/madonna.reut/index.html
> 

Y'know, JKR isn't really doing enough to promote her global image, 
is she?

I recommend:

- she should star in a film, "Desperately Seeking Euston", about a 
penniless author who one day takes a train journey

- release her first single, "Magical Girl" (CMC to write lyrics)

- publish a coffee table book, "Snape", to capitalise on her sexiest 
asset

- marry and have a child, preferably in Scotland

David