Dear Dr. Phil . . .

[David]

Cindy wrote:
> Dear Dr. Phil,
> 
> I am writing to you because of my three children.  They are on 
> summer break, and they are driving me wild!  The oldest fights with 
> the middle child, and as soon as I separate them, the middle child 
> fights with the youngest, and as soon as I separate them and apply 
> bandages to their wounds, the youngest has started up with the 
> oldest!  

Can't you find an Internet forum for them?  Sounds like they'd fit 
right in

David