Happy Birthday, Ali! (Belated)

[Ali]

Just a big thank you to everyone who has sent me birthday greetings! 
I wish I could share my large chocolate cake with you all, but I 
can't, so I'll just have to eat it myself and give the crumbs to my 
friends and family!

Also, birthday greetings to everyone who had a birthday yesterday. 
Do you count yourselves as Leos or Virgos or do you change depending 
on the year?

Ali

(failing to keep away from the computer altogether, but cutting down 
sensibly).