The Return of Tom Swift

[Caius Marcius]

Now that Book Five is out, the time has come for more Tom Swifties.

The previous Tom's can be found in the Files section, under "Club 
Humor"

"I skipped my Occlumency lesson again," said Harry absent-mindedly

"This charm, which I learned from Prof. Lupin, will doubtless prove 
quite difficult for most of you," said Harry patronizingly.

"A week's detention, Potter," said Umbridge back-handedly.

"I need a draught of Relaxation," said Hannah Abbott testily.

"Tarantallegra!" said Dolohov standoffishly

"Not Potter's Army. Dumbledore's Army," said Dumbledore militantly. 

"I want to escort Harry to King's Cross," said Sirius doggedly. 

"I see you've met my mother," said Sirius picturesquely. 

"Doxies have got to be good for something," said Fred jokingly. 

"And look, Broderick, you've been sent a potted plant," said Miriam 
Strout devilishly

   - CMC