[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: moved from Main List: on not having children

[Pam Hugonnet]

Amanda's infomercial proclaims:

Act now!

You, too, can be *completely* certain you've made the correct choice! Borrow
*Amanda's* children for a couple of weeks, rent-free! Experience that
parental frustration! That lack of any spare money whatsoever for things
like a personal wardrobe, shoes, haircuts, hobbies, or outside interests!
The amazing experience of articulately arguing a point and *still* having it
ignored totally! Don't miss this opportunity to say to the world, "Yes! I
tried it, and it *does* bite!"

Can I throw mine in, too.    


Don't forget these exciting bonuses:
  a..  Industrial sized piles of laundry with unremovable stains
  b.. Newly painted walls with big black handprints
  c.. "Mom, I think the baby pooped again!"
  d.. A naked toddler to greet your friends and neighbors
 drpam
    

[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]