The Return of Tom Swift

[David]

Caius wrote, markedly:
> > Now that Book Five is out, the time has come for more Tom 
> Swifties.

> "A week's detention, Potter," said Umbridge back-handedly.

Pippin added, merrily:

> "Come on, you can do better than that," said Sirius, finally.

David, frankly:

I'm not sure I'm any good at this, but

"This light isn't real," said Arthur, sunnily.

"Detention, Potter," said Umbridge, cuttingly.

"Oh, and fifty to Ravenclaw for Miss Lovegood," said McGonagall, 
pointedly.

"Thank you, Mum" said Neville, sweetly.

"Come on, you can do better than that," said Sirius, archly.

Do you need speech?

Snape studied his exam paper, owlishly.

Fudge gaped at the statue, brainlessly.

David